Thursday 5/2/13
Thirsty Thursday is upon us! Repent, all ye sinners, and… read this!
We started off today’s show by talking with Mr. Skin, whose ever-punny, mostly hot content always keeps us entertained. It just wouldn’t be a Mr. Skin minute without SOME mention of Game of Thrones, and he seems to be enjoying the nudity in that new Da Vinci show, so maybe check that out too.
In the studio today, we had Jessica Sutta, the super hot ex-Pussycat Doll, who is embarking on a solo career and is promoting her new single “Again,” which is out on Itunes. She also talked about her career as an NBA dancer, and how the Lakers cut her after the first try-out. Big mistake, Kobe and the gang.
We enlisted the help of the talented Jessica to help a rising star get HIS song off the ground: Jonah Falcon. Jonah happens to have the world’s biggest penis, and is always stopped when going through airport security. His new song is appropriately titled “It’s Too Big,” and Jessica did all she could to help him make the right moves in the future.
Finally, we brought in three lovely ladies: Chrissy, Ericka, and Jenni to play a quick round of Truth or Bare. Jessica helped us out as we tried to guess which one of these ladies slept with her spin class instructor, and who slept with their brand-new Craigslist roommate. After much detective work, we concluded that we’d much rather just see them naked. Case closed.
Wednesday 5/1/13
Happy May Day, everybody! Take a break from dancing around your may-poles and read this stuff:
We began this fine spring morn by discussing Kevin’s plans for what could be his last bachelor party ever… in Central America. The only thing that eluded us was what the etiquette and pricing situation was for hookers on the high seas. We’re not talking about pirates… maybe.
Following that, we brought in our old friend Irregular Ed to discuss what he would do if he got the chance to meet four beautiful, flowery babes… More on that to come.
Our actual special guest today was Arianny Celeste, UFC ring-girl and fitness expert extraordinaire. Arianny joined us to discuss her current life since we last saw her, her relationship with JOCA clothing, and some of the more interesting cat-calls she heard while inside the ring.
We figured, since Arianny had so much experience dealing with men hitting on her (constantly), she would be a good coach for Irregular Ed as we brought in our lovely flowers Ali Rose, Emily Rose, Kat Rose, and Charlotte Rose to participate in a round of Flower Power, with Ed as our bachelor–, um, “single guy.” Ahem.
We saw as the girls competed in the bed of roses for a shot at Ed, but in the end, he couldn’t decide. We can’t blame the guy.
Tuesday 4/30/13
Tuesday: Boo. Playboy Morning Show: YAY!
We started today off by debunking the most popular questions we receive here on the Morning Show once and for all. Actually, maybe “propagating” is a better word than “debunking”… but, nevertheless, we did talk about them, so give us some credit, sheesh.
After that, we brought in the lovely Hannah, Gigi, and Elise to participate in a round of “Lady and the Tramp Stamp,” where we tried to guess which (if any) of these girls had a lower-back tattoo based on questions we asked them. After a hard line of questioning, the question-mark blinders were taken off and it was revealed that only Gigi had one, even if it was ridiculously tiny, making Kevin the winner!
Then, we moved into the Lowell Down, where we give you the “Low-Down” on what’s going on in the news. A pizza guy who delivered a pizza even after his car was stolen, Australian scientists find that women think men are sexier after 10 days of not shaving, and Dubai police get a new car added to their force: a Ferrari. You can’t make this stuff up, people. Trust us, we’ve tried.
We finished the show today with a little game we liked to call “Create-Your-Own Bicreami.” If that seems confusing, don’t worry it’s quite simple: our three beautiful girls from before came back into the Mini Mansion to test out which creams made the best bikinis. As with all experiments here, this one involved little science and even less clothing, and the results were inconclusive. We sent our subjects away to continue in our April Showers, and get all that stuff off their chests. So to speak.
Monday 4/29/13
Hello one and all. Welcome to the start of another awesome week here at the Playboy Morning Show (and everywhere else in the world, we suppose…)! Let’s get rolling on the action, shall we?
We started today’s show off by talking on the phone with some rather polite Australians (it was 2 in the morning over there) about their new product: Fundawear. Get this: it’s underwear (for men and women) that you can download an app for, and it allows you to give pleasure to your significant other all the way across the world! Pretty neat, especially if you’re one of those “long distance” kind of couples. It might make you feel a little less far away (wink wink).
Following that, we brought in our lovely towel-clad maidens Ruby, Leia, Valerie, and Kat, to get to know them a little bit before we sent them out to continue our final few April Showers. We didn’t keep them from doing that for long, fortunately.
We next Skyped with our girl Traci and talked to her a little bit before setting her off on a “Skype-nger Hunt,” where we ask her to find things around her room while we watch from the webcam, all in only two minutes!
To round out the show, we intermittently checked in with our shower girls to see some shower sex positions and tips for that (and of course, demonstrations). So we hope you took notes, because these girls were pros.