Thursday 4/4/13
Happy Thirsty Thursday, folks. Time for another run down, so let ‘er rip!
We started off today’s show as we start off all Thursday shows (we knew there was a reason we loved that day), by having our good ol’ buddy Mr. Skin break down his Mr. Skin Minute of celebrity nudity. Once again, Game of Thrones was featured (big surprise there), as was Rosario Dawson and Lindsey Lohan, so be sure to check some of that stuff out on Skin’s website (maybe when you’re off work, though…).
College basketball is winding down, and as our own Final Four of March Badness is tomorrow, we thought we’d check out some off-the-court bouncers. Cleavage shots from each school’s bustiest babes distracted us from how much our bracket got busted. Hey, busted, that’s pretty good.
We next brought you our own brand of “nude news” with the Lowell Down. We have some bad news for you… Men are going to go extinct!! In five million years so start working on that time machine, guys. The future of the human race may depend on it. Also, apparently people are kayaking on hot lava now. Who knew?
Next up, it’s Know-it or Show-it time! The world’s longest running naked game show welcomed Kat, Jade, Jenni, and Cody to test their wits and show their tits. North Korea, YOLO (and other stupid things people say), and other categories bested our gals in record form, leaving no one clothed. We do what we can.
Wednesday 4/3/13
Happy Hump day, all! We had a smokin’ hot show for you this morning, and if that won’t wake you up, we don’t know what will.
We started off today’s fine program by talking with renowned chef and restaurateur Guy Fieri of the Food Network. Guy is an expert in spicy southwestern cooking and also hosts Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on TV, which is releasing its third cook-book later next month. But this was just the appetizer… from here on out, things really started to heat up…
We moved along from Hot Food to Hot Chicks… eating hot foods. We brought in our lovely (yet unsuspecting) models Charlotte, Leia, andNicole to spin our Wheel of Heat! Round and round it spins, and whatever hot pepper or sauce it lands on, you must consume while the other girls try their best to cool you off. It just so happened that we increased in heat from an Arizona Green, to a Serrano, to the dreaded Habenero. Let’s just say, things got pretty steamy.
After that, we met up with the “Hot Girls of LA,” there video is on youtube under the name “Hot Girls Hot Things.” Their video’s have just shy of two million views in a little over a month, and it’s no secret why: hot girls doing hot things… in bikinis. What’s not to like? Today, we had the NINE (yes nine different ladies) come in and re-create their famous “Hot Girl Happy Hour Yoga” video for us in the studio. So just to make it clear, we had Hot Food, Hot Chicks, and Hot Yoga… all before 10 a.m. That’s what we call rise and shine.
Tuesday 4/2/13
It’s a super Tuesday here at the Playboy Morning Show, and we treated it as such! Let’s discuss…
We started the show off talking about yesterday’s April Fool’s joke Andrea played on Kevin, where his make-up (as you may have noticed) was a bit more… shall we say “bronze” than usual. But it was decided upon that he actually looked much better and healthier that way, so you may be seeing more tanned hide in the future (and not just of the spanking variety).
After that, it was time for the world-famous Lowell Down. We broke down the sexiest news from around the world, including Beer-flavored Ice Cream (what’s sexier than that, right?), and the fact that erectile disfunction medication can also be used to combat altitude sickness. So now you can go out and buy Viagra and hike all the day long! Or just stick to sex. Either way.
Then! We were very excited to have Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan of the comedy troupe Broken Lizard (of “Super Troopers” and “Beerfest” fame) come in to talk about their stand-up special “Fat Man, Little Boy,” which is out on Netflix right now.
We also took advantage of their obvious knack for film-making by having a little session of what we like to call “Playboy’s Casting Couch,” where beautiful models come in and pitch movie ideas to people with the power to give the green light. Kimberly, Valerie,Krystin, and Kat all came in and pitched stories varying from a direct rip-off of “Super Troopers,” to a coming-of-age vampire flick called “We’ve Come to Suck Your Dick.” Look for it in theaters this fall!
Monday 4/1/13
Happy April Fool’s Day everybody! Hope you’re enjoying your pranks and not getting in too much trouble (just enough). We had an awesomely spectacular show today, and that’s no joke. Check it.
We tried our best to do an April Fool’s Day prank by saying that, instead of sex and what-not, we’d instead talk about the looming North Korean missile crisis. We fooled no one.
After that, it was March Badness time. Our lovely models Sedona andTania came in and tried to out-bad each other and that one Louisville player who exploded his leg. Seriously, though, did you see that? It was crazy. Anyway, we are moving closer and closer to the end of our naughty tournament, with the final four-some just around the corner.
We segued from this time-honored tradition, to another one here at the Morning Show: Good Naked/Bad Naked. Another week means another plethora of news stories from which to express our judgment on whether the nude act was justified or not.
We know we’re a day late, but isn’t that why you love us? That’s right, it’s an Easter-style celebration here at the morning show! We had our first two models back in and also brought in Chelsea and Karla to participate in our Sexy Easter Egg hunt. After they found all the eggs they could, they opened them, and had to do whatever the egg decried. That’s how Easter works, right? Spankings, ice-y nips, everything was fair game. If Jesus were around, we’re pretty sure he’d be pretty proud.
