Thursday 7/18/13
Thirsty Thursday! Excuse to drink! But first this!:
We started off the show by checking in with Mr. Skin, with all things celebrity nudity. Netflix series, TV shows, Old movies, everything is covered, but nothing is covered up. We also asked Skin to share with us some lovely movie nudity from disaster flicks, as our show today will be covering all things angry mother nature. Be sure to scour his site for more info on those.
Next, we checked out one of our new parody AT&T videos, showing you that it’s not that complicated to enjoy our show. Ain’t it cute?
After that, we brought the girls in to share with us some of their own sexy natural disaster stories. Sedona, Katrina, Kat, and Chloe all came and sat on the couch to expose some of their more dangerous sexual encounters involving the elements. You could write a movie based around all of them. Seriously.
Speaking of that, on the phone we talked to Anthony C. Ferrante, director of a film that is literally blowing up right now… entitled “Sharknado.” We really wanted to get into the mind of the man who made this crazy tale come to life, and what can be expected from “Sharknado 2″, which was just green-lit yesterday.
Since this film is so popular, and because we’re into tempting fate, we decided to base our show today around uncontrollable natural disasters and the movies that go so well with them. Our absurdly-long-titled film had everything from Poon-amis to Girth-quakes and snakes and gators… everything you can think of, and some things you can’t! We had our lovely models back in to act some scenes out for us and see if we had anything to go on. We hope so.
Wednesday 7/17/13
Happy Hump Day, folks. It’s the middle of the week, so let’s get goin’ on the downhill.
We started today off by checking in with a bar in Texas called “Redneck Heaven” that is no longer allowing bodypaint and pasties to be used as suitable clothing. For shame.
Following that, we gave you another great Sexting Playboy Service Announcement, wherein we beg the male populace to leave it to the (very capable) hands of ladies. Men are just making a mess of the whole thing, and it’s got to stop.
We get lots of e-mails from you guys, so keep ‘em comin’. We finally checked our “Fe-mail” today with the help of the lovely Maria, and Andrea and Kevin got to the bottom of some things viewers (JUST LIKE YOU) were itching to know.
Next, we Skyped with the beautiful Kella Dawn, who’s all the way over in Illinois, in order to do another rousing Sexy Skype-enger hunt. Kella actually tied the record by the end, and for that, we congratulate her.
Finally, we welcomed in Wendi and Molly to join Maria on the couch for a round of the longest running naked game show in the universe, Know It or Show It. The categories today revolved around Jenny McCarthy, Baseball, and Royalty, and even though the girls started off with less clothing than usual, they ended with about as much as normal.
Tuesday 7/16/13
Happy Topless Tuesday! We celebrated accordingly, did you?
We started the show today with another one of our fantastic “Sexting…Leave it to the Ladies” Playboy Service Announcements. Auto-correct affects us all, it’s time to stand up.
From there, we also checked in on our impact around the world. We feel like we’ve been big proponents of twerking since the beginning, and to prove our reach in this realm of dance, we showed the last age bracket to fall to this trend: the elderly. It’s true. It’s happened. It’s official.
We also got our sexy ladies, Samantha, Erika, Jenni, and Chelsie to introduce themselves and their own measurements in our lovely white hallway to celebrate Topless Tuesday.
The ladies came in to practice for our upcoming game of Playboy Feud, where our models would be taking on strippers from The Horse, which is a gentleman’s club in Las Vegas. We thought our ladies needed a bit of help, so we let them do a quick round before the strippers got in.
In order to get to know their opponent better, we brought in their publicist Alexis to answer some questions they had about the stripping lifestyle. Very informative.
Finally, we brought in a gaggle?… pack?…murder? of strippers? We don’t know what you call a group of strippers. Anyway there were a bunch of them in today to participate in a single do-or-die round of Playboy Feud for all the bragging marbles. After a quick start from our girls, the strippers pulled further and further away and won the round in exciting fashion.
Monday 7/15/13
It’s Monday! Feeling blah? We’ve got the cure:
We kicked off the show today by taking a look at yet another Playboy Service Announcement, this week with “sexting.” Our campaign? Leave it to the ladies.
Moving on to more somber things, we learned of the passing of a legend last week. Chuck Foley, inventor of Twister has sadly left us, but the game he created lives on at sexy parties all over the world. For that great man, we celebrated by playing Tit-ster with Sarah and Amber. It’s a lot like Twister, but is legally distinct… because we played with stickers on naked women. Rest in Peace. Left hand heart.
Next, we moved on to Good Naked/Bad Naked, where our theme was outdoor nakedness, like a neighbor in a pool, and a man at the beach. But, we also heard a story about waxing, and we thought to make bad into good by welcoming in hot lady Cody and waxer Misty Saffore to do a live waxing! Ouch. Just ouch.
Finally, we welcomed back Sarah and Amber to join Cody, along with Paula to play a quick round of Truth or Bare. It’s a lot like To Tell the Truth, but like so many things on our show, ours is better because it involves boobies.
