The Playboy Radio Show… and Tell!

Happy Friday, folks! We made it through another week, and to celebrate we had a great show lined up for ya.

We began things by talking with our announcer girl, Nicole, and checking in with Lisa and Christine, who were working on their twerking, which will happen at the end of the show.

After that, we checked in with our good buddy Robin Leach, who was Skype’d in, and gave us the happenings for this weekend in Vegas. Check out vegasdeluxe.com for more info!

Next, we brought in Lisa and Christine to begin the first round of our Battle of the Babes! Lisa is our returning champ and has been on quite a streak these past few weeks. But! Christine thinks she has the goods to take her down. We started, as always, with the mental round of Trampoline Trivia. Christine pulled ahead by one point, so she was ahead early.

After that, we called up Autumn Luciano, who is the director of “Klaw Mark Kittens,” which is a burlesque-type sketch and wrestling troupe, where pin-up girls fight onstage. They’re based in Michigan, but you can check out their website here!

Finally, we wrapped up the physical and sexual rounds of Battle of the Babes, with Indian Leg Wrestling (which went to Lisa), and then the banana challenge. As the measurements of the bananas were being taken, we began our twerking for the weekend, and determined that Lisa will be back again next week! She can’t be stopped!

Hey, everybody! It’s Thirsty Thursday, and our show today will definitely make you want to drink. Oh, wait… that came out wrong…

With the help of our daily announcer Samantha, we began today by checking in with some sexy driving school tips, at the behest of Kevin, who needs to attend to keep his license. But if they had sexy ladies like Kimberly and Krista teaching the classes, maybe people would be more stoked to go.

After that, we checked in with another one of our fabulous Playboy Party Jokes. They’re “entertaining.”

Following the comedy, we Skype’d with our sexy Arizonian model, Shantal Monique. This sexy Skype-enger Hunt had an added twist: it was outside in her private pool! If you’re wondering if water and electronics mix, we had to cut our game a little short, as she cut out. If you’re reading this, Shantal, that means your computer is ok.

Finally, after our little break, we brought in legendary comedian Sinbad, to talk about his new stand-up film coming out in 500 select theaters all around the country. It’s called “Sinbad: Make Me Wanna Holla,” and it’s hilariously good. Check it out!

Hump Day awaaaay!

Today, we started this here show by re-introducing you to our lovable host Kevin. You remember Kevin, right? Well he’s back from New York and has the pictures of dead rats to prove it. Seriously. Andrea got a bit of revenge today and went through Kevin’s phone and showed the world exactly what evidence is hidden beneath the apps.

After that, we checked in with our famous Playboy Party Jokes, featuring hot girls explaining why jokes are funny. Whether its to themselves or to us… is debatable.

Following all that craziness, we welcomed in funny man Jesus Trejo, who is rocking a combover despite being 26. He riffed on all things hair-related and his hilarity definitely showed through. We then welcomed in Stacy, Taylor, Samantha, and Carly, who Jesus, Andrea, and Kevin all then bet on in a game called “Coochie Casino.”

After the break, Jesus was working with Taylor, while Carly was on her own, and Samantha stuck around to give Kevin some bad news he got in the mail. Having bad news come from a hot girl softens the blow, but when you get a 788 dollar ticket… there’s no cure for that. Sorry, Kev. 

Finally, we quickly brought the girls back in with their jokes, and proved once again that when it comes to comedy, you should just leave it to the professionals.

Happy Topless Tuesday, everybody! Lose your shirts to celebrate.

We kicked things off today by introducing our new guest host: comedian Jo Koy. Jo’s filled in with us numerous times and we’re glad to have him be funny at us once again.

We then moved over to our Topless Tuesday celebration, where we introduced Charlotte, Lauren, and Tarra, who did not disappoint our traditions on this most sacred weekly holiday. We asked them their favorite sexual positions and then kicked them right back out to get ready to play a certain sexual game later on in the show…

From there, we brought up a video that explains some misconceptions about sex, through the use of statistics and food products. It’s a lot easier to digest facts that way. Wow. That pun was really bad. I apologize sincerely.

Anyway! Jo and Andrea broke down the video and gave their thoughts on different aspects of sexual proclivities based on the average numbers vs. what you see in porn. We like to educate as well as entertain here on the Playboy Morning Show.

Then it was time for a quick round of “Name That Poon,” where we play sound clips of women moaning and then Jo and Andrea have to guess the ethnicity of that girl. It’s way harder than we thought.

Finally, we brought our sexy models back into the room to play a rousing game of “Position Impossible.” The girls get a clue and then have to figure out the sexual position using only their demonstrative skills (see: get into that position). It requires not only flexibility and endurance, but quick thinking and problem solving skills also. It’s a good metaphor for any sexual encounter, really.

Hello, loyal listeners! It’s the start of a new week, and we’ve got your daily dose of nudity all lined up.

We started the show off today by reintroducing our guest host, who is continuing his run filling in for Kevin: Mark Long! We’re glad to have him back, and as payment, he went through Andrea’s phone for us and found some scandalous pictures. Aw, how sweet.

Next, we ran through our weekly Good Naked/Bad Naked stories, and had our lovely gals Wendy, Jenni, and Chelsie announce/reenact each of the events… completely nude! Pretty soon these girls will be ready to go off-off-off-off Broadway.

After that, we had a call from Joe LaGiglia (say that five times fast), who is representing fantasysportsinsurance.com, the website that lets you take out policies on your team’s players so that you get paid if they get injured. With over 35 million people playing fantasy sports here in America, we’re guessing this thing is really going to take off.

Finally, we came back from the break to talk to our lovely naked models again, and then had them participate in Playboy’s Picnic Games. But that’s not all! As national Underwear Day was just celebrated in New York, we figured that we could do one better with our “Down With Underwear” Day. What that means is the ladies played three-legged race, tug’o’war, and egg toss, all using bras and panties. That’s one way to spice up a barbecue.