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Thursday 4/18/13
Happy Thirsty Thursday! Let’s get drunk!!! Okay, maybe not yet… but soon. We had another super special show today, as we were joined by the fabulous, the hilarious, the beautiful Trish Suhr! For the first time ever, the Playboy Morning Show was hosted by two women! Estrogen is in the air, and we’re making history.
We kicked off today’s show by talking with our good friend Mr. Skin, to give us the low-down on which parts of our favorite movies and TV shows we should fast-forward to this week. According to him, Game of Thrones once again did not disappoint, and Nurse Jackie finally made his nudity list. In with the new… keep the old.
After that, we talked about how people in Denmark hate the word vagina so much… they’re letting people test their hands at re-naming it. According to them, the word itself and any subsequent slang term are just not cutting it any more, but if you ask us, this should be handled by more delicate hands… like ours! We opened up the phones for some suggestions, and let’s just say that if they were any indication, we’ve got some pretty damn good ideas.
Following that, we brought in our special guest for the show: The D.O.C. If you’re not familiar with him, you need to read up on the origin of west coast hip-hop. D.O.C. used to run with Easy E and Snoop back in the day, and still produces studio albums for up-and-comers and pros alike out of his home base of Dallas, Texas. If you want to read more about D.O.C., check out “Ghost in the Machine” on page 78 of the most recent Playboy.
We here at the Morning Show just couldn’t let the opportunity of having such a keen eye in the rap game in our midst and not ask for a few pointers. For that, we held a “Hip-Hop Hottie” competition by bringing in our sexy would-be rappers Lisa, Destiny, and Mariela to show us what they’ve got in three different categories: rapping, wet t-shirt, and twerking. After the dust (and all of us) had settled, Mariela came out on top. Wait for her debut album to drop next fall, ya’ll.
Wednesday 4/17/13
Happy Hump Day, folks! We had a special show today, where we continued our guest host carousel by welcoming on comedian Josh Wolf!
We started the show today by talking about how times have changed in terms of high school sex, and comparing Josh and Andrea’s spouses. A close competition, for sure.
Next, we skyped and chatted with our Miss Social for March 2013, Taryn Maria. She’s our first Canadian Miss Social, and has agreed to shoot both nude and non-nude in her photo session coming up later this month. That’s the best news we’ve heard all day.
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After that, we talked with Robin Leach, our old friend from Vegasdeluxe.com, to talk about the upcoming Rolling Stones show and to defend their honor when the question of their age came up. Robin knows that the Stones have still got it after all this time.
To close the show, we brought in our smokin’ hot models Leia andNikki to play the world’s longest-running naked game show: Know it or Show It! The girls were able to test their trivial knowledge against the categories of British, Baseball, GMO’s and Josh Wolf himself! The game ended the way it usually does: bare bodies and exposed minds. Smiles all around.
Tuesday 4/16/13
Happy Tuesday, Playboy Morning Show faithful! We had an extra-special show for you today, as we continued our week-long guest host carousel with a little help from funny man Sam Tripoli!
We started off the show by talking about obsessions with the word “butthole,” and why magicians make for a bad mushroom trip. Just business as usual here in the Mini Mansion.
After that, we brought in another very funny individual: Erik Griffin, who plays Montez Walker on Comedy Central’s “Workaholics.” We chatted with him about all things comedy and if you want to check him out this week, he’s going to be touring in the Midwest, so check him out.
Next, we brought in our super smokin’ hot models Chloe and Krystin to get to know them a little better and see if anyone has ever described them as… “funny”? That’s right, we wanted to test their comedy chops and sent them out of the studio for tutelage from Erik.
The Lowell Down! Things making news this week are coaches who take lingerie football wayyy to seriously (it’s just a game, man), and how one woman got her late husband to leave her a boob job and boy toy in his will (something smells a little fishy there, right?).
Finally, we brought Erik and the gals back in to test out jokes from past issues of Playboy and see if they could get a chuckle out of us here in the studio. We’ll be honest… they did a pretty good job! Although, it did help that they didn’t have clothes on. Maybe that’s the secret to comedy: Nudity always works.