Friday 8/2/13
Happy Friday, ya’ll! We made it through the week (barely), but we’ve got one more show to run through first.
We’re trying something new: having an announcer girl introduce the segments. Like Ed McMahon, except a little more sexy… just a little… Anyway! Today it was Woo!
We started the show off by talking to our pal Robin Leach, who’s back from vacation this week, and how we’ve missed him. Check outvegasdeluxe.com to see what’s up with Sin City this weekend!
Afterward, we checked in with another one of our Nakations, this one featuring a SHARKNADO! It was only a matter of time.
Following that, we brought in Corey Feldman, of “Goonies” and “Lost Boys” fame, with his Angels, to talk about his new video “Ascension Millenium,” which has over 250,000 views on Youtube already. Check it out!
Finally, we brought in Linsdey and Lisa to fight it out during Battle of the Babes. We had some Feldman-themed sexual and physical rounds this week, and LISA once again came out on top, and will be back next week.
We finished this show as we do all Fridays… by twerking for the weekend!
Thursday 8/1/13
Happy Thirsty Thursday and also First of August, folks! 2013 is already over halfway done. That’s crazy.
We started the show today by talking to Mr. Skin about the best in this week’s celebrity nudity. We heard about Lindsey Lohan’s upcoming flick, some promising episodes of “True Blood,” and even that one lady who was down in the hole in “Silence of the Lambs.” Something for everybody (and we mean everybody…)
After that we checked in with another Nakation, this time in the African Safari. Is it just us, or are these things getting more dangerous?
Next, we talked on the phone with Bobby Moynihan of SNL fame, about his web series “The Side Car.” It’s going to be part of Youtube’s Geek Week’s Super Wednesday. If you don’t have internet… then how are you reading this??
Finally, we welcomed in Sal Polisi, an ex-mob informant and ex-member of the Witness Protection Program, who’s promoting a new show on Nat Geo about the American Mafia. We’d say more, but we don’t want our collective balls to get cut off.
We then brought in our lovely models Samantha, Stephanie, and Lexy to come in and participate in our “Innocent Until Proven Filthy” segment, where they vehemently deny sexy stories and we try to determine exactly who is innocent… and who is filthy.
Wednesday 7/31/13
HI EVERYBODY! Hump day is here, let’s talk about it.
We started the show today with a call from Steve Bodansky, whose book “Extended Massive Orgasm” is now out in the second edition. If you want to orgasm for, like, three hours, check it out. If not, yes you do.
Next , we welcomed in Chelsie, Jenni, Stacy, and Nicole to talk about when their last orgasm was, and how they sound when they fake it.
After that, we welcomed in mysterious rapper NoFace Shadowmen, who is an erotic funk musician… whose face nobody has ever seen.
Noface talked about his music, but more importantly, helped us to judge the O-Face comepetition. The ladies gave their best fake orgasm, and then the best were judged. For round two, we brought in John and Michelle Walters, who are a husband and wife pair of masseuses from Elysium Massage right here in Burbank.
The ladies had to concentrate on list-style questions while getting distracted by relaxing massage in a segment we’re calling “Happy Endings.” But there’s always a happy ending here in the Mini Mansion, right?
Tuesday 7/30/13
It’s Topless Tuesday here at the Playboy Morning Show! Let’s check it out…
We started this hour of madness today by reminding everyone to stay safe and don’t get stuck in handcuffs. Calls to the fire department to get people unstuck are on the rise, and nobody wants to be THAT guy. You’ll never live it down.
Next, we met some of the ladies in our lovely hallway to start off Topless Tuesday with a bang… well, maybe a “flash” would be more appropriate.
From there, Kevin and Andrea blindfolded each other (miraculously without poking out any eyeballs), and we welcomed in our “Mystery Playmate.” They asked this unknown beauty a series of questions to try and guess where she was from…
As it happens, she turned out to be Khloe Terae! She’s Miss August 2013 in Venezuela (along with four other countries’ issues in past and upcoming months), and she’s of Canadian and Dutch descent. Kevin and Andrea actually got it right!
Finally, we welcomed in Krista, Molly, Kimberly to join Khloe in our Playboy Training Camp. Football season is right around the corner, and we decided if the boys are all practicing, our ladies should be just as limbered up; we don’t want anyone to pull anything (too hard). We had the ladies do some fancy footwork, tackle and mount, and test their panty-throwing accuracy all in an attempt to get them ready for their future modeling endevours.
Monday 7/29/13
Howdy, ya’ll! It’s Monday, and that means everybody’s back to work, including us. If you call what we do “work.”
We kicked off the show today by checking out the first part in our new series we’re lovingly calling “Nakations.” Beautiful women run through exotic landscapes while crazy things go on around them. It must be summer.
After that, we moved right into Good Naked/Bad Naked, where we heard stories from a pizza shop giving a breastfeeding woman the boot, a cop taking naked selfies at work, and getting naked in a community pool. But, that’s not all! We decided to bring in three sexy ladies to act these stories out, you know, to help us get a better “feel” for it.
After that, we moved on to our “Hot Girls, Hot Wings” segment, in honor of National Chicken Wing Day, which is a thing, apparently. We welcomed back in Cody, Taylor, and Lauren to spin the wheel of hot to determine what amount of spice their wings would have. That’s one way to wake up.
