Thursday 8/8/13
Happy Thirsty Thursday! We hope you have a thirst, because you’ll definitely need it to wash this show down…
We started the show today by introducing our ladies Kate, Katie, Destiny, and Amber to talk about what their problems have been in the past with getting bras off. Because! On the phone with us today was Randy, who invented the Clap-Off Bra. It’s exactly what it sounds like: you clap, and the bra comes off.
So, we had our girls dream up their own “Bra-Ventions” and see what they would come up with to make a better, smarter bra.
Following that, we brought in Fat Sal and Josh from Fat Sal’s Deli. They brought with them a 25,000 calorie sandwich loving called the Big Fat Fatty, and we had our girls try to take it down in a segment we’re calling “Feastiality”! We could barely contain ourselves…
Wednesday 8/7/13
Hump Day. Hot Ladies. Playboy Morning Show. We don’t even need verbs.
We started the show off today by running through our Powerball Pick! For the second consecutive day, we’re giving you our sexy luck with another Powerball number picked by beautiful ladies. We brought in Lindsey, Melody, Sascha, and Emily Rose to give each other mouth-to-ball-to-mouth and pass the numbers down the line, with Andrea titty picking the final number. It’s the best of both worlds, and we hope you win and send us some in thanks.
After that, we welcomed in Owen Smith, who is a comedian and will be at the Laugh Factory tomorrow here in Hollywood. With Owen, we played an old favorite here in the Mini Mansion: “Name That Alleged Perv”! We show mugshots of alleged pervs and try and guess what they (allegedly) did. These pictures are always worth a million words.
Finally, we welcomed the ladies back in to take part in “Can a Bunny Make a Funny?”, where Owen coached Melody on how to be funny, while Sascha was all on her own. After the showdown, we determined that sometimes the best do-ers… aren’t always the best teachers.
Tuesday 8/6/13
Happy Topless Tuesday, everybody! We’re takin’ it off, and then puttin’ it on… TV.
So! We started the show today by meeting our beautiful ladies, Paula, Kat, Miranda, and Tawny, who all opened this special Topless Tuesday by eating a piece of fruit. A provocative piece of fruit (probably).
From there, we moved on to Titty Picking the Powerball. We like to do this from time to time whenever the winnings get up into the hundred millions, in the hopes that one of our loyal viewers/listeners (that’s you) will go out and win some money (and maybe send a little our way, right?). So, today we picked one set of numbers and tomorrow, we’ll pick another to give you double the chance with Andrea’s magic number-picking boobies.
We then welcomed in our guest today, Adrian Holmes, who is part of the new movie coming out this weekend, “Elysium.” We talked to him about his personal experiences working with Matty Damon, and whether Earth girls or Elysium girls are hotter.
After that, we asked the ladies to come in and share with Adrian some of their “Elysium” stories, where they got special treatment just for being hot babes. It is their gift… it is their curse.
Finally, we got back from the break and talked to a few of our “special” fans on the phones, and had our smokin’ hot girls ask them questions to see who’s the special-est of the special.
Monday 8/5/13
It’s Monday! Bad news is that it’s the start of a new work week. The good news is that means a new week of our show!
We started the show off today by diving into the depths of Andrea’s phone to find sexy photos snapped in private. Time to get a new phone passcode… again.
Next, we brought in Jennifer Vaughn, who’s our cybergirl of the year this year! We talked to her a bit in person, just because we usually use Skype and didn’t believe our eyes.
After that, we went through the Good Naked/Bad Naked of the following week. We brought four news stories to life with the help of our lovely ladies Leia, Ruby, Sierra, and Jennifer. We covered everything from driving naked to breaking and entering naked; nothing was safe.
Following a short break, we brought in Matt McMullen, who is the owner and creator of Real Dolls, which takes the concept of a love doll to the extreme, making some of the most lifelike dolls you’ve ever seen. To prove just how lifelike, we brought in the model after whom the doll was crafted, Elektra Blue. Feel like you’re seeing double?
Finally, we brought the girls back in for a round of Real Doll or Real Girl?, where the ladies get blindfolded and try to use their sense of touch to see if they could differentiate between doll and woman.
